I've had a packed couple of weeks, working my ass off and as a result for the last week have had the worst cold/flu that I've had in forever (sympathy please).
Despite this I've still had to continue working my ass off (a girl's work is never done, right) and have been travelling round the country worrying the commuters that I'm going to give them something... (If I was going to give them anything it would be a sharp jab to the side for invading my personal space and knocking into me constantly.)
So my usual Monday off is consisting of me trying to get to my healthy state once more....
I did a big workout this morning (V dull) to try and sweat the last of it out... Consequently I then just got tired and decided to eat a pack of biscuits and find a film to watch in bed.
Unfortunately, finding a film has been a bit of struggle as these are just a couple of awful movie titles I've come across today while looking for one;
Burlesque Massacre - Self Explanatory
Stripperland - Murder and Strippers
Bunnyman - A psycho killer, you got it, dressed as a 'bunny'
Rent A Car - Movie about, yep, renting a car.
Strip Club Slasher - Pretty much the same as the first two movies...
Zombie Christ - Yes, as it sounds... the front cover is Jesus Christ on the cross as a skeleton...
Forgive Me For Raping You - About a priest. This isn't even porn so words can't even forgive this title...
Slow Torture Puke Chamber - I kid you not...
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