So, for the first time in my life the other day I managed to get into a club where I wasn't on the guestlist.
Ok, it was a bar.
And there was no guestlist.
I just didn't have any I.D.
But I did get refused initially until one of the bouncers took pity on me and questioned my peers about my age.
I didn't really know what was going on. I was just told 'Just follow me!'
Dazed and confused I walked up to the bouncer again. And carried on walking. Fabulous!
Now who do I have to shag around here to get a drink?