I don't even know where to start on my escapades of late.
They involve;
-Being on the set of a glamour shoot and watching some live porn (Cue, jealousy from all the 19/20 year old guys I work with.)
-Hanging out with a pretty famous rockstar (not naming anyone) and him giving me a lift home... to my shitty little town. (Yup. Bit weird.)
-Basically having sex with a girl for the first time (Although, I wonder how you define having sex with a girl if you're a girl? I mean, unless you have a strap-on, there's not really any penetration... Help?)
On the plus side though, these small fabulous moments in my life are taking away the flailing groan of my usual tragic life.
Like Internet Dating.
Yes. Internet Dating. You heard. And yes. I'm giving the term capital letters.
To throw in some more of the usual events though, I tried to make my friend a dinosaur birthday cake. I got cocky. Cake=1 - Madison=0
Saturday 29 October 2011
Saturday 22 October 2011
Lovers Come And Lovers Go
My lover. You know. The one with the girlfriend.
That came to an end point of late.
Not because we had some huge argument or because there was some kind of Coronation Street/Eastenders show down of all parties involved.
It was just because he didn't have time for me as well as her.
In this I'd like to state that I ended this. Not him.
I draw point to this to make it clear;
Never, ever, let a man have you hanging on.
Never be with someone who gives you less than you want.
Sorry to be a bit more of some kind of 'girl-power' ego personality than usual but you know, it's life and go suck on my dildo if you don't like it. Hmph.
That came to an end point of late.
Not because we had some huge argument or because there was some kind of Coronation Street/Eastenders show down of all parties involved.
It was just because he didn't have time for me as well as her.
In this I'd like to state that I ended this. Not him.
I draw point to this to make it clear;
Never, ever, let a man have you hanging on.
Never be with someone who gives you less than you want.
Sorry to be a bit more of some kind of 'girl-power' ego personality than usual but you know, it's life and go suck on my dildo if you don't like it. Hmph.
Saturday 8 October 2011
Morning Wake Up
After a very late night of partying and being flirtacious I ended up in a hotel.
Now, I'd just like to let you know, this isn't one of those horror stories of 'Oh my God, I woke up with this guy and I thought he was a different guy and what was I thinking?!'
No.
Although maybe on reflection this may be more interesting....
Nope. I wake up, open the curtains to let in some light so I can find my bra.
I notice rain marks on the window. Bitcherella, I only have shorts and flip flops with me. I pull back the net curtain to try and see whether the rain is going to make me look like an absolute twat.
Hmmm.... I can't seem to tell, there's a building in front of me and not much else...
Oh wait. What. Wait.
OH CHRIST.
I dive for the bed.
Yes. Outside the window. In the opposite building are office workers. Three floors directly in line with my window. And all the office workers are facing towards their window.
Oh, did I neglect to say one small thing? Yes, yes that's right, I am naked!
A whole office has just seen me naked!
What a way to start the day...
Now, I'd just like to let you know, this isn't one of those horror stories of 'Oh my God, I woke up with this guy and I thought he was a different guy and what was I thinking?!'
No.
Although maybe on reflection this may be more interesting....
Nope. I wake up, open the curtains to let in some light so I can find my bra.
I notice rain marks on the window. Bitcherella, I only have shorts and flip flops with me. I pull back the net curtain to try and see whether the rain is going to make me look like an absolute twat.
Hmmm.... I can't seem to tell, there's a building in front of me and not much else...
Oh wait. What. Wait.
OH CHRIST.
I dive for the bed.
Yes. Outside the window. In the opposite building are office workers. Three floors directly in line with my window. And all the office workers are facing towards their window.
Oh, did I neglect to say one small thing? Yes, yes that's right, I am naked!
A whole office has just seen me naked!
What a way to start the day...
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