My friend started seeing a guy who had 'issues' with sex.
He named her vagina Margaret and calls his penis Derrick.
It's like an episode of Sex and The City. (The one where a middle-aged man is trying to overcome erectile disfunction.)
And like How To Lose A Guy In 10 Days... Name a guy's penis if you want him to run in the opposite directon.
There was the talk as well...
'I want you to touch Derrick, do you want me to touch Margaret?'
