I don't even know where to start on my escapades of late.
They involve;
-Being on the set of a glamour shoot and watching some live porn (Cue, jealousy from all the 19/20 year old guys I work with.)
-Hanging out with a pretty famous rockstar (not naming anyone) and him giving me a lift home... to my shitty little town. (Yup. Bit weird.)
-Basically having sex with a girl for the first time (Although, I wonder how you define having sex with a girl if you're a girl? I mean, unless you have a strap-on, there's not really any penetration... Help?)
On the plus side though, these small fabulous moments in my life are taking away the flailing groan of my usual tragic life.
Like Internet Dating.
Yes. Internet Dating. You heard. And yes. I'm giving the term capital letters.
To throw in some more of the usual events though, I tried to make my friend a dinosaur birthday cake. I got cocky. Cake=1 - Madison=0
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