I have two completely oposing personalities that are housed in my mind.
Obviously, this makes me sound a little mad but, everyone has an ulter-ego.
That inner voice that always shouts at you to do the opposite of what you’re thinking. The one that urges you to go that step further than you should. And mocks you when you do something stupid.
All those books that urge you to ‘tap into your inner voice’? Don’t do it! It’s a complete con that will release your badgirl side.
This girl, she doesn’t care about credit card bills. She demands the best of everything. Then runs away before she has to face the music.
She insists you buy the big box of chocolates and then shames you into eating them all in one sitting before anyone else can find them. Then tells you she still wants dinner.
It’s this girl that gets me into trouble. She’s the part of me that’s a sex kitten. Which is really quite unfortunate as the rest of me is just an adult version of my child self.
This isn’t to say I’m not interested in being a foxy feline and prowling for men. Just that I’m extremely content playing on my own.
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