Friends Over Boys

A great friendship is something that’s hard to describe.



There’s a scene from the Sex And The City movie (No, this isn’t all about SATC!) when Carrie, after being jilted, is in Mexico with the girls.


Carrie’s in bed, has been for at least a day and a half. She’s in the dark and she just wants everything to disappear.


Samantha comes in with some food. Sits down and spoon feeds her yoghurt.


It’s almost patronising that Sam is treating her like a child. Making sure she eats, while Carrie looks helpless and worn out.

 But, this is friendship.
When your friend treats you like a child because she loves you as if you were her own child.

She will be there when you’re at your complete worst and want to make the pain go away.


Best yet, she does anything possible to help make the pain go away. Looking after your most basic needs so you can focus your energy on getting through the agony.

Good things come in pairs....?

People always say good things come in pairs.

But. Having been single for a while now (Yes, sex included.) I'm thinking...

What's so wrong with it being, Just me?

So, in tribute to all things that come as, Just One, I give you a small list of these wonderful things.

-A good warm scarf- You can't beat one of these wonderful things to wrap around you when the wind gets cold.

-Mobile phones- You only need one of these little gadgets to help keep your social life in check.

-Your beautful handbag- It's a thing of beauty. Yes, you can have more than one but you don't need more than one at a time :)

-The Statue Of Liberty- She's standing out there, on her own. No one pities Lady Liberty.

-The Buddha- State of enlightenment with just his own mind.

-Umbrella's- These marvelous things keep our hair dry in the wet weather.

Romantic? Perhaps....

I love Romeo and Julliet. I have a tattoo of the words he says when watching her dance with Paris.
'Did my heart love til now? For swear it's sight, For I never saw true beauty til this night.'

Abandoned Buildings

I'm so desperate to go to an abandoned hospital

:D

I found a new gay friend last night. Hurrah!

I've been in more laps than a napkin

Through speaking to one of my friend's today I have realised the way to progress my relationships.


'Sleep with them straight away.'



NB: No, I don't understand either.

It's official, good men don't turn me on

I've fallen into a pattern recently with 'The Good Guys'.

Everytime I think that there's a possibility that I'm not going to get screwed over (not in the good way) there's a shift.
Sooner than I can say 'Karma Sutra' a mental chastity belt has landed right over the top of my Agent Provocateur's.

Before long I've placed so much meaning on it that even a Purity leader would be questionning my reasons.
I start thinking that I've just lost my sex drive and it's down to being part of the 'Prozac Nation'....

And then I end up answering the door to a Jehover's Witness not wearing any underwear and telling them I've just been having sex for the last 5 hours.

Progress? I think not.